Sanjaya's Faux-Hawk is Faux-bulous!

Look before I address the hair, let's address the flawed concept behind a Gwen Stefani theme show.  While Gwen-themed bad hair was inevitable, I didn't know it would be this delightfully bad.  What I'm really wondering is why Sanjaya would sing a Gwen Stefani song in an alleged "singing" competition.  While most of the other contestants took advance of the opportunity to sing actual songs from artists that inspired Gwen Stefani (but apparently, not enough), Sanjaya digs up an old ditty from No Doubt.  Well, at least he didn't sing "Hollaback Girl."

But on to the hair, rarely does this Czar encouter bad hair that's so ridiculous, that it's absolutely fantastic.  Little Sanjaya could never pull off a real Mohawk, and heaven forbid he shave off some of those gorgeous Hooters-quality locks.  But this glammed up, teased up, ponied up faux-hawk is perfect for him.  It's all fluff and hairspray.  And when he takes his hair down at the end of the day, he can easily go back to his Farrah Fawcett pre-cancer look.  The whole look was so tongue in cheek ludicrous, that Sanjaya must have figured out that if he's gonna be the running joke of this competition, he might as well run with it.  And I salute that!

I vote for Sanjaya, not because he's the worst, but because he's the most interesting.  The favored Melinda Doowhatever and that Lakinda boring girl just don't make the show interesting.  If Sanji is willing to bring a follicle trainwreck to the stage every week, then by all means I am willing to vote for him.

Image Source: Just Jared

Comments

[ashley johnson]

YUCK

thats all i have to say

[Mindy]

Well, to be quite honest, Sanjaya is interesting but he sucks. Case closed. I wouldn't vote for him in a singing contest if he can't sing. That rather defeats the purpose, don't you think?

[Sorority Girl]

Dude, there is no way that counts as a fauhawk. Kramer needs to cut his hair.

[Anon]

I just wanted you to know, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU JUDGEMENTAL WHORE! Women should be baking pies not clucking like hens. You disgust me, and other find you a disgusting waste of precious earth and oxygen too. I hope you get shot and you're allowed to rot in your own urine and feces. Even that would be to good for a "butter" face like you.

With Love,

Anon :)

[Woner]

He looks like a gay indian boy. I do not recommend his gay hair except in the taliban parts of pakistan. And among the Jews who need an update from the pig tails.

[person hating this hair]

that hair is disgusting. iv got a real mohawk. he duznt. his is nasty ranky SHIT. and thats only a FAUXhawk. thats not even a faux hawk. its shit not -hawk of any kind. shave his head.

[american idol live videos]

he could not sing. I am so glad he has disappeared.

[brandy]

There's an age you can be to pull that off. He seems in or around the age. In years to come he'll look back on that and laugh!

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Talk about needing a hair straightener. LOL

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[extension girl]

omg could this be any worse...so unflattering on her face....

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Now thats what you call a bad hair day, buts it's cool,lol. xx

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[Dermitage]

Glad I ran into this blog. Hope you don't mind if I tweet this... my followers would find it useful. p.s. How often do you update your post.

[Dermitage]

Who the hell is this guy??

[Hair Dryer]

The fact that he had the confidence to walk in front of the world with that type of a hair style speaks volumes to that young man.

[HAIR EXTENSION]

He is so funny with his hair on these pictures. Is he a comedian? If he is, that is cool for him because he is so look funny. Anyway, thank you for sharing this.

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WTF? what kind of hair style is that? maybe is the one that our cava ancestor use, men in our time exist something call hair stylist, you can consult them and take a good decision about your hair, but this time you stilist had to be a lion jajajaja.

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