Even my geriatric Shih Tzu with cataracts can see that this hairpiece doesn't match the color and texture of Jessica's natural hair.
Why Ken Paves (the Hair Pimp, and Will to Jessica's desperate and narcissistic Grace) would let Jessica leave the house with fake hair this obvious and mismatched is beyond me and my dog. Even though he looks like a sedated muppet, her main gay will have to discipline her harshly for this - perhaps, by inflicting some more terrible headbands on her or making her look like a deranged stepford wife yet again. Not only does Jessica look fak(er) than usual, this is a major disservice to the latest product Jessica is hawking. If someone like Jessica Simpson can't make her fake hair line look decent, what chance do the synthetic hair shoppers of the world stand? Synthetic hair shoppers of the world unite, boycott Jessica Simpson's fake hair!
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Holy crap, it's all shiny & plastic-y like Barbie hair. Apt, yes, but good hair? No.
Posted by: Account Deleted | October 12, 2006 at 08:18 AM
her hair is going down hill... It has been horrible lately....
Posted by: megan | October 16, 2006 at 12:59 PM
She looks like a Barbie Doll from behind. you know how Barbie's hair is all shiney becaus ethey use those fine plastic filaments that melt so easily when placed over and open flame.
Posted by: Vertigo Virgo | October 27, 2006 at 02:47 PM
she looks great
Posted by: lili | April 27, 2007 at 04:50 AM
UNBELIEVABLE! i mean compared to miss britney spears recent fat suit she has been sporting LOL JESSICA is HOTT! but tht HAIR is NOTTTT! i mean its a nice style, even if synthetic was used sparingly....it looks like it was pinned on
Posted by: hollywoodcokewhore aka itsvonnibaby | November 17, 2007 at 03:37 PM
That is hilarious and awesome. Maybe he doesn't really like her and pretends to.
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!!!!!!WARNING!!!!! Ken Paves products are manufactured by his cousin Stuart Paves at SMAP MANUFACTURING at 15240 Dixi Highway,Harvey Illinois. It really does not suprise me at all that her hair looks like plastic because if he used his own product his product is made in the same tanks that car products are made in and his dirty cousin does not properly clean his tanks wich leaves residules and taints all other products produced.The same shine she has on her hair is probably the same product they use to shine her car with in the summer.so unless you like that itchy feeling or just want your hair to fall out,please dont let me keep you from useing ken paves products.
Posted by: brad schraer | February 15, 2009 at 09:34 AM
I would like to retract any and all comments I have posted about Stuart paves or any products made by Smap manufacturing,I was upset when I was laid off,any accuactions were untrue and I appolgize for my posting as I was just angry.
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Maybe she was in a hurry here, normally the natural human hair extensions look pretty good.
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Posted by: Porikli | April 11, 2010 at 12:52 PM
This piece is so synthetic and unnatural...its just embarrasing. but i have to say...from the front it looks really cute...i dont understand why she needed the piece in the first place:(
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I don't care if her hair and dress don't match i don't care if the shoes don't match she is adorable and i love her she is famous ,rich and beautiful this make her 3 times winner.
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Posted by: HAIR EXTENSIONS | September 18, 2010 at 09:47 PM
I think she've been in rush in that time that is why she didn't prepared much for her hair. Anyway, she still look pretty.
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