Sometimes it's just not the hair, but the entire package that makes someone look they are having a bad hair day. Look at Jessica Simpson and her bedraggled headband, lobotomized TRL disaster and it definitely proves my point.
The hair is the least of her problems. Hair can be washed out, tinted to a human color, or at the very least have a cheap mass-produced synthetic wiglet thrown in to promote her wig line. It's the demented, dead inside, but at least the Botox is still working look in her eyes that worries me.
Deep inside Jessica's hollow head she is chanting: Buy my fake hair and fake music, bitches. Or I will track down and skin your dogs for my shoddy handbag line.
Everything about Jessica Simpson is for sale - her fake hair, her fugly jeans, and outdated cowboy boot collection. It might be time to take a break, Jess, if you haven't noticed the Billboard charts - no one is buying you anymore.
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wow... little scary there...
Posted by: Anne | January 22, 2007 at 02:40 PM
man youre psycho
Posted by: connie | August 15, 2007 at 12:36 PM
man youre psycho
Posted by: connie | August 15, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Fuckin stupid cunt. leave jess alone
Posted by: coara | August 15, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Well....
She only does not have to open her eyes like that. THAT is scary.
Posted by: Lally | November 27, 2007 at 02:09 PM
is it the eyes or the roots
Posted by: HONEY LACE WIGS | August 17, 2008 at 11:43 AM
First of all your article is atrocious. If you are going to write and article you could at least know how to write, and second of all Jessica Simpson is beautiful. I'm sure your just some ugly low-life who has nothing else to do with your time. People like you never grow up.
Posted by: Alex Woodruff | August 15, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Let's face it, the woman is about as smart as a box of rocks. But... she had enough sense to get a stylist who can cut hair and match hair extensions. So at least this part of her life is behind her.
Posted by: Jessica Has Hair Extensions | January 17, 2010 at 06:26 AM
I like her hair is nice and i like the color two i dont know why people critics her so much they don't have better thinks to do ?
she also is a good actress remember her in that dukes of hazard Wow daisy she was hot.
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I think she just want to scare who taking this picture but as a professional, she smiled and let him/her to take Jessica a shot. Thank you and keep it up.
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All i noticed is her facial expression is horrible!
Posted by: buy hair extensions | March 23, 2011 at 06:39 PM
That is really some bad hair. We have not heard much from Jessica as of late. What happened?
Posted by: Amazon Filler | May 18, 2011 at 11:45 AM
I had a good time reading all the heartfelt comments as looking at that wild picture of bad hair. I saw Jessica on Oprah a while back and she had donated a load of clothes to deserving girls. Just thought I would mention it....
Posted by: Umbrella | August 16, 2011 at 01:26 PM
omg that looks soo bad! i hate her extensions! are you seriously promoting your hair extensions?
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Posted by: Gundostdo | January 06, 2012 at 12:17 AM
Yeah, i agree...Jessica is pretty but it's not just the hair but also the eyes like what they said she should not open her eyes that wide.
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