In my quest to document bad celebrity hair, I realize focusing on pop pan flashes like Fergie won't result in the most timeless of posts. Because really, will we even know or care who she is in 18 months? I hope not. But in 18 months she will still be hopeless when it comes to her hair. Poorly groomed, hideously highlighted - I half expected to see some bad chunky blonde pieces in her armpit hair. But her armpit hair isn't that bad and armpit fuzz isn't her greatest follicle faux pais (see here.) If Bad Hair karma ever forced me to choose between having Fergie's head hair or having Fergie's armpit hair - I'd choose the latter. Wouldn't you?
Fergie is seriously my archnemesis. Bad photos of her make me happy. Especially photos featuring random body hair as I'm convinced she's a transsexual.
Posted by: ambika | September 29, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Something is strange about her. It looks like she has a swollen face all the time...like someone that's just been in a fight-and lost.
Posted by: MessyJessy | September 29, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Let alone the armpit hair - why the heck are her armits in duotone? Bleaching accident perhaps?
Posted by: Ivy | October 05, 2006 at 07:17 AM
The hair is atrocious - but have you heard the music?
Posted by: Ted | December 18, 2006 at 08:31 AM
Ambika is totally right Fergie does seem to be a transsexual. If you notice her hands are as big as her face, quite manly dont you think? Dont get me wrong, if she is really a man she sure does pull it off.
Posted by: christine | February 06, 2007 at 04:58 PM
I thnk Fergie is GREAT!!! you guys are just jealous because shes a hell of alot better than you will EVER hope to be. You all need to shut up because there is nothing wrong with how she looks.... ill bet you would much rather look like her than your nasty fat ass selves!! Fergie is my idol and shes BEAUTIFUL...... Just because she has armpit hair in that picture, doesnt mean anything....Shes human and probably has ALOT less hair under her arm then you losers.......
Posted by: Jordon | March 19, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Yuck!Sometimes it's better not to enlarge some shots...
Posted by: Like Your Hair | March 30, 2007 at 05:14 PM
Nothing has changed since High School. The fat chicks complained about hot chicks. The internet grants them these days, the annonymity to conduct their operations of hatred in relative safety, free from the reltalitory humiliation they would have suffered at school.
I say good work, fatty. Keep bringing us armpit hairs!
Now... I'm not really a fan of any American music. You've heard a little bit - you've heard it all. However, credit given where credit is due (albeit a small amount). I think you guys should stick to killing babies in Iraq cause you sure as hell couldn't do old mate Fergie's job :)
Posted by: JackJeckyl | June 09, 2007 at 07:39 PM
THIS IS FUCKING DISCUSTING BULL SHIT@
Posted by: KYLE | June 14, 2007 at 05:12 PM
You people are seriously challenged. If you had a lick of sense you would know that the very instrument you use to post these ridiculous claims - that the woman is really a man - is the same tool that would allow you to research her background to verify this accusation. Ever see the movie Idiocracy?? You were in it! Ever heard of Wikipedia? Check it out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergie_(singer)
Posted by: Rob | July 07, 2007 at 08:59 AM
I love how she misspelled her own album title ("Dutchess"). When asked on "TRL" (my suitemates we're watching it...) why she added the "t," she got flustered and said it was to be unique. Yeah, right.
Whatever your feelings on Fergie, check out this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g
It's Alanis' version of "My Humps."
Posted by: Sorority Girl | August 26, 2007 at 11:03 PM
Fergie is beautiful no matter who she is. That is her business anyways. There is nothing wrong with a transsexual this beautiful anyhow!
Posted by: Jay | November 25, 2007 at 01:15 AM
hey okay about the Wikipedia thing...it says absolutley nothing about her being a transsexual. and for the youtube video...that's probably just some lady who re-did the song, and it really sucks by the way. Who cares if Fergie forgot to shave for ONE DAY!! it's not like it's going to kill anybody. if you went out one day (girls) and you forgot to shave you armpits and people took a picture of you and now there commenting on you thinking you a transsexual how would you feel?? yeah not too great huh? think about that
Posted by: Brooke | December 28, 2007 at 10:22 AM
pffttttt that is sooo fakee.....maybe someone should use there photoshop skills for something useful..
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Posted by: girl_sweet | September 16, 2008 at 07:10 AM
that...is...nasty
it's all sweaty and....gross.....euugh!
Posted by: taylor | December 13, 2008 at 01:33 AM
ouacha t bin laitte la grosse
Posted by: jhfjhfjfjy | January 05, 2009 at 02:50 PM
NO ROMPAN LAS BOLAS, QUE ME VAN A DECIR USTEDES NO TIENE PELOS ?
Posted by: CAMILA | January 09, 2009 at 07:12 PM
So what!? She is human, get over it!
Posted by: Kine | January 20, 2009 at 01:20 PM
If you think that fergie is transsexual videos to watch your disk and then hurts. Fergie is the best of all women worldwide. Rioja of hairs in the armpit that cagen motherfuckers.
Posted by: Ivan | February 11, 2009 at 03:36 PM
asquerosa a moriirrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Posted by: camila perez nuñez | February 11, 2009 at 06:16 PM
What the fuck do you all losers think of someone bein transsexual, it means you where born in the wrong body, with the opposite brain.
Medics examens the brain of passed away transsexuals and find the female structure in the brain.
So who cares if she's trans, oyeeh than we got something to make you feel beter of yourself!
Here's my advice:: Get a fucking live you bitches!
Posted by: Ashley | February 14, 2009 at 07:23 AM
imagine wot her lovely pussy looks like mmmmmm
Posted by: the man | February 17, 2009 at 02:51 AM
fergies hot!
Posted by: jake | February 17, 2009 at 06:46 PM
A woman with body hair and sweat glands?!
BURN THE WITCH!!
Posted by: human | April 19, 2009 at 07:06 AM