Emily, you are the Haylie Duff of the Deschanel sisters. You know, the pretty girl's sister who is so weird and unfortunate looking, you wonder how the gene pool could have turned out something so cute. While your sister Zooey is delightfully watchable, adorable, and well-tressed - I cringe every time I see your matronly, aged and giant awkward-shaped skull pretend to solve crimes.
If Zooey had more of a career, I would blame it on nepotism, but I'll have to just blame it on lousy Fox casting (who else would give Robin Tunney work?).
Whose clever idea was the forehead elongating lift and dishrag texture? And whose clever idea was it to invite her to the Teen Choice Awards. But with the way she lies about her age (29, my ass)- in a few years she'll probably claim to be a teen.
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Really? You think she's weird and unfortunate looking? I can't say I'm a fan of the hairstyle, but I think she's pretty.
Posted by: Lauren | August 21, 2006 at 09:35 AM
I can agree that this is indeed an unfortunate hairdo. But her looks are anything but unfortunate.
Posted by: Petunia | August 21, 2006 at 11:14 AM
I don't watch much TV, so I've never seen this woman in my life, and have never seen this blog before - until just now, while perusing typepad blogs. But how twisted are you that you find this person "weird and unfortunate looking?" Yikes!
Please, please post photos of yourself. I've got to see the person so superior to call this stunning woman "unfortunate." And if you are lucky enough to look half as good as this Emily does, so what? You're cruel and shallow, which is much worse than "weird and unfortunate" looking.
Posted by: Michele | August 22, 2006 at 10:41 AM
Welcome to the internet, gal.
Go read a blog about cats.
Posted by: Bad Hair Czar | August 23, 2006 at 12:48 AM
I agree, not the best hair style every...but there is noting weird or unfortunate about her look (though I love Zooey and she does not compare!!)
Posted by: jill | August 29, 2006 at 05:42 AM
I'll go with everyone else in this world and say she has nice eyes.
Her hair sucks. She's alright.
Posted by: Virenda | August 29, 2006 at 04:51 PM
I agree, she's not as pretty as Zooey, but she's still very attractive. The nice thing about Go Fug Yourself is that they focus on the clothes, not the person. Your blog seems just... mean!
Posted by: joy | September 06, 2006 at 07:29 PM
First of all. She's 30.and her looks are ANYTHING but unfortunate. This hair style was a big no no, but if you have ever seen her in her television series Bones, she always looks stunning. What about you put your pic up here so . Ill bet my ass you wish you were half as beautiful as Emily.
Posted by: sarah | September 09, 2006 at 02:35 PM
my bad. in my comment above i staed emily was 30. she's 28
Posted by: sarah. | September 09, 2006 at 08:26 PM
No, she is not 28. She lies about her age - it keeps changing all the time. And on that note, I am closing comments on this giant skulled freak post.
Posted by: Bad Hair Czar | September 09, 2006 at 08:35 PM