Pin curls and dark roots do not mix. Natalie Portman needs a curl lesson from Christina Aguilera. Christina has been wearing them to death, but at least they are done well. And just because you are having a bad hair day, doesn't mean you can go Léon on some Argentina paparazzi.
Afterall, you've made a pretty darn succesful career out of creepy old men wanting to molest you when you were 12 and creepy young men wanting to molest your Star Wars action figure. So either act like a professional, or wear your Garden State helmet to cover up that crap hair.
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Posted by: Sherri | June 19, 2007 at 10:45 PM
oh my darlings! that is just too non-darling. i really hope she saves her receipts. gosh!
Posted by: follical fairy | August 21, 2007 at 09:57 PM
how can you hate natalie portman? and if you don't then this is one bad natured comment about someone you don't hate. just because you don't like her hair one day doesn't mean it's okay to joke about the possibility of her being molested when she was twelve.. get a life
Posted by: ashley | December 21, 2008 at 11:31 AM
god you are such a bitch with the personal attacks!
insult the hair, not the girl, and what does star wars have to do with anything?!
Posted by: concerned | July 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Come up with some better commentary. That was weak.
Posted by: Jamie | August 01, 2009 at 08:35 PM
Oh damn, this broad must be and eastern star.
Posted by: Tim | September 12, 2009 at 07:50 PM
haha.
Natalie trys so hard to be well-to-do. It just shows how much she cares about what people think of her. Even when she trys to be out there it's all a show.
She's insecure, and bad in bed.
And really not that interesting at the end of the day.
Keep imagining guys, because she's not all that great in reality. Mediocre at best.
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Posted by: Strobel | April 06, 2011 at 03:49 PM
Natalie doesn't have to try to be amazing. She simply is. And she can rock dark roots just as well as she can a bald head. She is the most humble of any award-winning, Harvard grad that I've ever seen in an interview. Anyone that feels the need to attack her appearance when she is a being with such apparent substance, should probably take a closer look at their own shortcomings.
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