Disheveled, sad, and little dirty. Not only does that describe Katie's hair, but also her creepy relationship with Tom Cruise. And in both, Katie is doing her best to painfully smile through it.
I would call this Mom Hair - but Suri Cruise doesn't really exist. The publicity-bundle of joy (that still couldn't put MI3 in the black) must have fallen out of escrow and Tom Cruise is frantically searching Craigslist for another. Either that, or the baby is seriously deformed because of the large doses of Vitamin A that the Church Of Scientology forces its new believers/meal tickets to take during the "Purification Rundown."
I know deep down in there, Katie Holmes' great hair still exists. I know it isn't against the rules of Scientology to have great hair because Kirstie Alley and Kelly Preston have great hair, and John Travolta has great toupees. Split ends bring bad thetans, Katie. My reactive mind simply cannot audit this charge of bad hair.
We'll try to excuse her beign a new mom and all. Is she a mom? hmmm
Posted by: Tania | July 14, 2006 at 09:55 PM
Ah ha ha! That's so true. The baby publicity stunt didn't work too well, did it? They may be waiting for Tom's next movie "War of the Worlds II : Let's Try This Again" to debut the child they call Suri -- whose real parents were paid handsomely for them to "borrow".
Posted by: Veronica | July 17, 2006 at 06:35 AM
I stumbled across your blog while I was in the process of doing some online research. Maybe this "new look" is simply another example of Tom Cruise exerting his influence on her--and showing his bad taste at the same time!
Posted by: thebizofknowledge | August 21, 2006 at 09:43 AM