Hottie Schatar: The Truth Is Not As Hot

I hate waiting for my bad reality TV fix.  Top Model finished up.  I'm already over this year's American Idol thanks to those damn crappy Ford commercials.  And Project Runway doesn't start for another 11 days!  But at least I can count on the Flavor of Love ladies to pop up occasionally with terrible hair.

What I love most about Hottie is that she is truly commited to the side show act that we've all fallen in love with.  Just check out her website if you don't believe me. 

Not only is Hottie an Ivy League graduate (name an Ivy League school other than Yale or Harvard, Hottie, I dare you), she has a five octave range, and can create the optical illusion of a 36 inch waist, and say with a straight face that she has a 26 inch waist.  And of course, she also claimed on the show that her hair was real.  if I had crap like that growing out my head, I'd be forced to decapitate myself.

Of course, I'm gonna have to wait even longer for the next season of Flavor of Love.  Bad weaves are crucial to the success of this site, so please VH1, hurry up and premiere the next season.  And when Flavor of Love's next fame-desperate lady dumps him to do centerfolds in HumpDaddy Ho Magazine, give us Flavor of Love 3!

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Comments

[Ivy]

Well, it's not the hair that bothers me (it's much like any other nasty hairdo), but I have a real issue with her boobs. Floppy, loose and soooo not artificial! Although I admire her fight to leave at lest one part of her body untouched by modern technologies, Hootie darlin', you should have got the boob job, if you planned to flaunt the jewels!

[happy bunny]

Hottie attended Georgetown Day $chool and then attended PENN (University of Pennsylvania) which is an IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL.

[hotties name means beautiful]

hotties name schatar means beautiful and so she is

[tin]

only shitar could have wrote the previous statement

[marcia whaley]

you need to go on a diet fat bitch

[marcia whaley]

are mentally challenged

[marcia whaley]

are you mentally challenge

[Maximiliano.C]

she is so hot...dammit

[League Latina]

Unfortunately it's true. Hottie did attend an Ivy League School - Penn - and was even a member of the gospel choir. Now she is just an embarrassment and a joke. Descended from royalty and a 26" waist my a$$ ...

[ADE]

I REMEMBER HOTTIE, She worked on the movie Amistad back in 1997. I remember a woman been very ambitous and has positive goals and objectives ten years ago. But not what i see today. I pray for you.

[LD]

I like her I think she is very feminine. One issue that seems to keep coming up is how she smells. First it was her body then her clothing.

[Gabby McNabby]

speaking of smells. DO I SMELL HATE? or sididdy biatches hating on a female who made it past the first season without sweating her weave. HOLLAAA!

[Schatar's Weave looks like hay]

Schatar...you're 36, stop trying to take up for yourself on these sites :0)

"bank teller" and "dealer" are titles for MOVIE EXTRAS

[junior]

i love you hottie you look so sexy
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[girl_sweet]

yes this is a new free CHATROOM under http://www.coldtube.com/chat.php

[Behindresult]

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