Why is that some women cling to blonde for so long? Not only does their hair look like crap, but it's beyond boring. Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, and Gwen Stefani - we know you love your esteemed blonde status - but these blondes only look good when they are airbrushed. As you can see from this paparazzi shot, in real life, Gwen's orangy bleached out hair looks like rotten Cotton candy.
I will never understand starlets and their addiction to platinum blonde. Sure, "platinum blonde" looked great in the black and white film era, but that was because without color we couldn't see the actual and ugly orange tones to the hair.
So unless you can convince your photo-stalkers to use black and white film, please Gwen: Get another damn hair color. Take a tip from Madonna (who also lacks vocal ability and makes crapass music but still manages to be culturally relevant), and change your hair color every once in a while. That way you can keep people from realizing that you keep making the same bad music and fashion choices over and over again.
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wow. bitter much?
Posted by: kim | July 09, 2006 at 07:57 PM
However much I love Gwen, this is one bad picture of her!
Posted by: Salmonella | July 09, 2006 at 08:28 PM
As a woman happily committed to her natural brown hair, I have to say - y'all are weird. Bleached works on some women. Gwen's bleached locks is appropriate for her fair skin. She looks lovely, even in this shot. Well, the color anyway. The style is bizarre and unflattering, but it sounds to me like you girls are trying to be gofugyourself.com without the natural stylistic insight. Besides that, Madonna can sing. Even if you don't like her new stuff (which I don't) the lady's got a great voice. So, I repeat, y'all are weird. If you're going to snark on Hollywood, be accurate.
Posted by: kelly | July 09, 2006 at 08:40 PM
Oh great, the Gwen Stefani fangirls are here. Shouldn't "y'all" be working double-shifts at Starbucks so you drop hundreds on her shoddy, ugly, Orange County ghetto clothes?
Every time you tip a barrista, another Gwen Stefani album is sold. . .
Posted by: Bad Hair Czar | July 09, 2006 at 08:44 PM
her hair always looks like shit. i don't think she has any left after bleaching it for so many years. it's all wigs, like paris.
Posted by: anouk | July 16, 2006 at 11:33 PM
It gets me really mad to see how people can be soooo mean....listen people..gwen stefani is a human being...just like you and me...she has bad hair days..just like everybody else ....but luckly we don't have thousands of papparzzi chasing after us,taking pictures of our crappy hair....so show some respect to not only gwen but to all artists that have to wake up in the morning and put a fake smile on..just to please the public.
Posted by: Dita | February 01, 2007 at 12:13 PM
I love her, she has guts. I think she is beauiful with blonde hair or brown it doesn't really matter about your hair it is all in your face and eyes . Most people look good blonde especially when they are really white, because dark hair makes them look like ghosts. For example: gwen stefani, gerard way, courtney love,madonna,and most other really white celebs.
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Posted by: fendiaddict | April 08, 2007 at 07:57 PM
ha ur jus fckin jelous!!!!! her hair looks amaze!!!
Posted by: jess | May 09, 2007 at 06:00 AM
i love gwen stefani i went to the concert i have her autograf i have the doll so i love her hair
Posted by: macy | June 16, 2007 at 06:44 AM
jealous and insecure! bet your a right minger ahaha..stop living in denial and go buy some peroxide...we wont judge you! besides the world would be right boring if everyone had the same hair colour.
Posted by: hollywould | July 08, 2007 at 07:47 AM
jealous and insecure! bet your a right minger ahaha..stop living in denial and go buy some peroxide...we wont judge you! besides the world would be right boring if everyone had the same hair colour.
Posted by: hollywould | July 08, 2007 at 07:47 AM
jealous and insecure! bet your a right minger ahaha..stop living in denial and go buy some peroxide...we wont judge you! besides the world would be right boring if everyone had the same hair colour.
Posted by: hollywould | July 08, 2007 at 07:47 AM
you can see she was holding her newborn son in that picture and i'm sure she'd rather look like crap and make sure he was ok then go out and look like she just stepped out of a photo shoot for you stupid people
Posted by: stating the obvious | December 08, 2007 at 04:59 PM
Get a life (whoever writes this blog). Why don't you worry about your own damned hair (which probably looks like total crap 99% of the time). I bet you're one of those middle-aged, fat ass, whining, complaining, nagging hags that only get satisfaction when bringing others down because you're so disappointed in yourself and your pathetic life. Hop on a treadmill and do us all a favor.
Posted by: Whatever | January 05, 2008 at 06:49 PM
what an asshole u are...Gwen is one of the few women who can pull off white-blonde hair.
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"Get a life (whoever writes this blog). Why don't you worry about your own damned hair (which probably looks like total crap 99% of the time). I bet you're one of those middle-aged, fat ass, whining, complaining, nagging hags that only get satisfaction when bringing others down because you're so disappointed in yourself and your pathetic life. Hop on a treadmill and do us all a favor."
-Couldn't agree more!!!
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Posted by: Roger | June 17, 2009 at 03:00 PM
I have always thought she was beautiful. I bought Tragic Kingdom as my first CD when it came out. I may not enjoy her music as much anymore, but she was a strong female then, and she is now.
It's not true to say that her blond hair makes her generic. I think it helps her distinguish herself (and all the ways she does it) just like her clothing and her personality.
What a beautiful person.
And to the person who wrote this blog: Your ignorance is pitiful.
Posted by: Sarah | July 09, 2009 at 07:55 AM
You don't sell records. You aren't signed with a label, a hot fashion designer, an actress! Gwen looked amazing blonde and brunette in her "Cool" video! She is and always was a true beauty. She never trashed others. Hell "Hollaback" is a song about people like you. Shut up!
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