No, that beast on the right is not the lovechild of Elton John and Rick Moranis - that bulky blob of bad taste is Perez Hilton - the e-famous blogger we all hate to realize exists.
I think we all know why Paris lets Perez hang out with her. Standing next to Perez, Paris looks downright classy, put together, and less like a camel. I would comment about Paris's hair but I'm far more distracted by the chinchilla fur eyelashes she is wearing (I guess she wanted to make her eyes look even beadier.) And Perez's hair? With the way he dresses and interacts with people, I can only assume wants to crush the myth that gay men are stylish and charming.
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