Sometimes it's just not the hair, but the entire package that makes someone look they are having a bad hair day. Look at Jessica Simpson and her bedraggled headband, lobotomized TRL disaster and it definitely proves my point.
The hair is the least of her problems. Hair can be washed out, tinted to a human color, or at the very least have a cheap mass-produced synthetic wiglet thrown in to promote her wig line. It's the demented, dead inside, but at least the Botox is still working look in her eyes that worries me.
Deep inside Jessica's hollow head she is chanting: Buy my fake hair and fake music, bitches. Or I will track down and skin your dogs for my shoddy handbag line.
Everything about Jessica Simpson is for sale - her fake hair, her fugly jeans, and outdated cowboy boot collection. It might be time to take a break, Jess, if you haven't noticed the Billboard charts - no one is buying you anymore.
Image Source: Faded Youth