Bad Hair Day

Shear Genius premieres tonight.

Finally basic cable has found a way to combine my two favorite things: Fierce Hair and Shows that unapologetically copy the uber-successful Project Runway formula.  The formula is as follows: Step One: Find a super hot femme to host (Todd Oldham, I'm looking at you, baby).  Step Two: Find a group of wacky wanna be celebs that have no self respect, but loads of talent.  Step Three: Air on Wednesday, and basically any other time you can.  Check BravoTV's schedule for Shear Genius - I'll be doing recaps all season!

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Kelly Osbourne: Bad Wig Day

 

Giving Britney Spears a run on her bad wig money, Kelly?

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Christina Ricci: Bad Bangs

In a previous post, I made a sincere request to Christina Ricci for bangs.  But much like the in the tale of the monkey paw, I should be careful what I wish for.

These were not the bangs I envisioned.  They make her look like a weird cross between Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Connelly.  The full-on, piecey bangs look like she did it herself with a pair of child-safe scissors.  She'd look much better with a side-swept bang, or a parted fringe with layers to blend in with the rest of her hair.   So I must make another plea to Christina for better bangs.

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The Beckhams: A Hair Twin Study

It looks like the latest Soccer emigrant, David Beckham, liked his wife Victoria -Posh Spice- Beckham's haircut so much, that he decided to emulate it.  I like the highlighted, swooping bang look on Victoria.  It's chic, and really plays up her augmented gamine features.

On Mr. Beckham, however, it still looks like a chic women's cut.  And while the soccer fans of Myspace will embrace it, I'm not sure about the rest of the USA sports world.  It's too pretty, it's too clean.  For his sake, I hope there have been extensive studies about how hair wax reacts with gatorade.