Look before I address the hair, let's address the flawed concept behind a Gwen Stefani theme show. While Gwen-themed bad hair was inevitable, I didn't know it would be this delightfully bad. What I'm really wondering is why Sanjaya would sing a Gwen Stefani song in an alleged "singing" competition. While most of the other contestants took advance of the opportunity to sing actual songs from artists that inspired Gwen Stefani (but apparently, not enough), Sanjaya digs up an old ditty from No Doubt. Well, at least he didn't sing "Hollaback Girl."
But on to the hair, rarely does this Czar encouter bad hair that's so ridiculous, that it's absolutely fantastic. Little Sanjaya could never pull off a real Mohawk, and heaven forbid he shave off some of those gorgeous Hooters-quality locks. But this glammed up, teased up, ponied up faux-hawk is perfect for him. It's all fluff and hairspray. And when he takes his hair down at the end of the day, he can easily go back to his Farrah Fawcett pre-cancer look. The whole look was so tongue in cheek ludicrous, that Sanjaya must have figured out that if he's gonna be the running joke of this competition, he might as well run with it. And I salute that!
I vote for Sanjaya, not because he's the worst, but because he's the most interesting. The favored Melinda Doowhatever and that Lakinda boring girl just don't make the show interesting. If Sanji is willing to bring a follicle trainwreck to the stage every week, then by all means I am willing to vote for him.
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YUCK
thats all i have to say
Posted by: ashley johnson | April 01, 2007 at 10:49 AM
Well, to be quite honest, Sanjaya is interesting but he sucks. Case closed. I wouldn't vote for him in a singing contest if he can't sing. That rather defeats the purpose, don't you think?
Posted by: Mindy | April 08, 2007 at 07:35 PM
Dude, there is no way that counts as a fauhawk. Kramer needs to cut his hair.
Posted by: Sorority Girl | August 26, 2007 at 10:41 PM
I just wanted you to know, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU JUDGEMENTAL WHORE! Women should be baking pies not clucking like hens. You disgust me, and other find you a disgusting waste of precious earth and oxygen too. I hope you get shot and you're allowed to rot in your own urine and feces. Even that would be to good for a "butter" face like you.
With Love,
Anon :)
Posted by: Anon | November 13, 2008 at 08:46 AM
He looks like a gay indian boy. I do not recommend his gay hair except in the taliban parts of pakistan. And among the Jews who need an update from the pig tails.
Posted by: Woner | December 07, 2008 at 07:42 AM
that hair is disgusting. iv got a real mohawk. he duznt. his is nasty ranky SHIT. and thats only a FAUXhawk. thats not even a faux hawk. its shit not -hawk of any kind. shave his head.
Posted by: person hating this hair | December 13, 2008 at 06:15 PM
he could not sing. I am so glad he has disappeared.
Posted by: american idol live videos | April 03, 2009 at 10:40 PM
There's an age you can be to pull that off. He seems in or around the age. In years to come he'll look back on that and laugh!
Posted by: brandy | July 22, 2009 at 11:59 AM