Jennifer Lopez brings this blog back from the dead
Well, it's been quite a while hasn't it? I don't know what happened - it seems like just yesterday I was bitching and moaning about Britney's bad hair. Perhaps I should follow her shorning example and start all over again on this blog.
Critique on Britney's developing hairline is sure to follow, but for now I'm gonna start with the easy, tried and true hairstyle to bitch about - the matronly bun that J.Lo inexplicably manages to add a zombie twist to. Maybe it's because Jennifer Lopez can't get herself knocked up by her Skeletor excuse of a man and she's trying to address her motherly issues anywhere, but the top of her head shouldn't be where she takes it. She's a beautiful woman behind that racoon eye makeup and librarian bun. Maybe she should let down her hair, and ditch her action figure sized husband. But until then, I'm happy she provided the perfect example for why I should still be bitching about celebrity hair.
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she looks like a sumo star
Posted by:jen | March 25, 2007 at 06:42 AM
Welcome back! Glad to see you posting again!
Posted by:amy | March 25, 2007 at 07:49 AM
Her "librarian bun" is a true shame, I agree with you completely! Does she know what we think about it? LOL
Posted by:Like Your Hair | March 30, 2007 at 05:09 PM
I'm so glad you are back! I missed this sight!
Posted by:Kate | April 09, 2007 at 12:09 PM
J Lo's makeup is lost in her hair. Her makeup artist she h.ad during P Diddy days was extrodinaire. She lost the J Glow when she apparently switched makeup artists, so her hair drowns out her face. J Lo go back to the makeup artist you had before
Posted by:TAKE IT DOWN | April 15, 2007 at 10:45 AM
J Lo's makeup is lost in her hair. Her makeup artist she had during P Diddy days was extrodinaire. She lost the J Glow when she apparently switched makeup artists, so her hair drowns out her face. J Lo go back to the makeup artist you had before
Posted by:TAKE IT DOWN | April 15, 2007 at 10:47 AM
What shoes is Jlo wearing?
Posted by:ADAM | April 26, 2007 at 12:47 PM
What shoes is Jlo wearing?
Posted by:ADAM | April 26, 2007 at 12:47 PM
YOU'RE BAAAACK!
Posted by:Jami | May 07, 2007 at 05:25 PM
hey u guys are just hating
u swear that u never look like that one in ur life time just shut up
Posted by:Mayra | May 30, 2007 at 11:35 AM
hey u guys are just hating
u swear that u never look like that one in ur life time just shut up
Posted by:Mayra | May 30, 2007 at 11:35 AM
:) funny makeup..
scary makeup...
but her lyrics are still good ))hehe
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Posted by:DanilGD | August 12, 2007 at 03:33 AM
Kate, you are so right! She used to do the bronzed look all the time, and it really worked for her.
Posted by:Sorority Girl | August 26, 2007 at 10:43 PM
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO missed this blog. I'm thrilled you are back!
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Posted by:hairgoddess | September 14, 2007 at 08:35 AM
You know she wears hairpieces all the time, right. I mean, look at her hairline. She pulls her real hair back, then uses the fake bun to cover the fact she hasn't much to hang down.
In the latest video, she starts with the bun, then has tons of hair flowing in the wind. It's all fake.
Posted by:Kat | November 08, 2007 at 02:55 PM