Penelope Cruz: Good Hair is Somewhere Out There.
Not only does Penelope Cruz's face look like Fievel from An American Tail, but at this event she's kinda dressing like a 19th century Russian Mouse immigrant too. But let's focus on the hair. What is going on up there?
The frizz, the awkward sidesweep, the fluff, the curl and the fug. I hate to sound like Nina Garcia, the most inarticulate and useless judge on Project Runway, but I don't get it.
Image Source: Celebrity Snap
I think her hair looks better than most of the other celebrities that you've featured. At least it looks like her own and not extensions.
Posted by:Sandy | October 31, 2006 at 07:11 PM
I just found your blog through Technorati and love it! Thanks for all the great ideas of what not to do with hair!
Posted by:Sharon | November 01, 2006 at 10:16 AM
Eeek, I used to wear my hair that way...in the 90s. That frizz is hard to get rid of without those silicone things and a flat iron.
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Posted by:Lynda K. | November 27, 2006 at 06:52 PM
I think your wrong. She looks great dark. I'm so tired of bleached blonde that I just want to throw up.
Posted by:judy | November 30, 2006 at 01:14 PM
There's this indian actress...considered by some the most gorgeous woman in indian cinema, sh is pretty old, in her 50's but has the most mesmerising hair........no chemical treatment, just some ancient herbal oils and stuff, she has HOT hair
Her name's dimple kapadia
www.3to6.com/final_interview/images/Dimple.jpg
Posted by:Kibbs | January 05, 2007 at 09:41 AM
She has just added ten years on to her age with that strange look
Posted by:pete | January 09, 2007 at 02:11 AM
Wow, yeah that is one awful bow. Makes her look frumpy.
Posted by:Kalin | January 30, 2007 at 05:36 PM
We all have our good and bad hair days. How RUDE of you to talk smack about another person if they are having an "off" day, which by the way, I think she looks beautiful. I wonder what you look like???????? The biggest form of flatery is talkin "SMACK" !!!! HA HA !!
Posted by:lisa Sherry | March 03, 2007 at 10:15 AM
hahaha. i knew the czar would finally piss someone off! lisa sherry, the czar has repeatedly proven herself to be very knowledgable about hair, and is right 99% of the time! so why the hell do you think she'd dare to have the bad hair you imply she does after all the "criticizing" she does? what? you gonna tell simon cowell, "i wonder what YOU sing like!" believe me, we all know he doesn't aim to flatter. just because someone is blunt about how stupid something looks doesn't make them evil, and definitely not wrong.
btw, bad hair czar - where've you been lately? i figured since britney's been making headlines with her "hair-don't," you would've returned with another witty and hilarious post by now.
Posted by:Jami | March 08, 2007 at 09:08 AM
awful!
Posted by:lili | April 27, 2007 at 04:48 AM
The curls are a little too chunky. Separate them, change your clothes, darken your lipstick, and SMILE!
Posted by:Sorority Girl | August 26, 2007 at 10:47 PM
And soften your eye makeup.
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Posted by:hair loss herbal treatment | September 10, 2007 at 12:26 AM
looks fine
women without frizzy hair have straight hair
curls dont come without frizz
and i am sick of the overpolished look anyway
penelope is sexy whatever she looks like whatever she does
and that is because she always has a lot of sex (which you can tell by looking at her hair right here :) )
Posted by:dontwannabelieveinperfection | September 30, 2007 at 09:22 PM
The thing is, it's not her real hair. If you look at old pictures of her, you can see a progression of really thick full hair that gets thinner. In the Pantene commercial and awards show and perfume ads, she's got a weave.
I've no clue what's going on here, but it's not her natural hair color, you can't see a part in her hair and it's not believable.
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Posted by:HairLossTreatment-S | December 13, 2007 at 01:14 AM
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