Even my geriatric Shih Tzu with cataracts can see that this hairpiece doesn't match the color and texture of Jessica's natural hair.
Why Ken Paves (the Hair Pimp, and Will to Jessica's desperate and narcissistic Grace) would let Jessica leave the house with fake hair this obvious and mismatched is beyond me and my dog. Even though he looks like a sedated muppet, her main gay will have to discipline her harshly for this - perhaps, by inflicting some more terrible headbands on her or making her look like a deranged stepford wife yet again. Not only does Jessica look fak(er) than usual, this is a major disservice to the latest product Jessica is hawking. If someone like Jessica Simpson can't make her fake hair line look decent, what chance do the synthetic hair shoppers of the world stand? Synthetic hair shoppers of the world unite, boycott Jessica Simpson's fake hair!
Source: Hollywood Gossip Whores