Jessica Simpson: Does Ken Paves have to choke a bitch?

Even my geriatric Shih Tzu with cataracts can see that this hairpiece doesn't match the color and texture of Jessica's natural hair.

Why Ken Paves (the Hair Pimp, and Will to Jessica's desperate and narcissistic Grace) would let Jessica leave the house with fake hair this obvious and mismatched is beyond me and my dog.  Even though he looks like a sedated muppet, her main gay will have to discipline her harshly for this - perhaps, by inflicting some more terrible headbands on her or making her look like a deranged stepford wife yet again.  Not only does Jessica look fak(er) than usual, this is a major disservice to the latest product Jessica is hawking.  If someone like Jessica Simpson can't make her fake hair line look decent, what chance do the synthetic hair shoppers of the world stand?  Synthetic hair shoppers of the world unite, boycott Jessica Simpson's fake hair!

Source: Hollywood Gossip Whores

Comments

[Ambika B]

Holy crap, it's all shiny & plastic-y like Barbie hair. Apt, yes, but good hair? No.

[megan]

her hair is going down hill... It has been horrible lately....

[Vertigo Virgo]

She looks like a Barbie Doll from behind. you know how Barbie's hair is all shiney becaus ethey use those fine plastic filaments that melt so easily when placed over and open flame.

[lili]

she looks great

[hollywoodcokewhore aka itsvonnibaby]

UNBELIEVABLE! i mean compared to miss britney spears recent fat suit she has been sporting LOL JESSICA is HOTT! but tht HAIR is NOTTTT! i mean its a nice style, even if synthetic was used sparingly....it looks like it was pinned on