Victoria Beckham: The Bad Hair is Back
Sorry guys, I was late to blog about the Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham crop job. My sister was in town and we did all the tourist traps of Vegas (Top of The World, Price is Right, playing craps quite poorly and *shakes head in disgust* Celine Dion). And it wasn't just because I was busy - it was because, frankly, I don't care about Posh Spice and whatever she did a decade ago to become famous. She is the English Catcher's Mit version of Paris Hilton. If only Paris would marry headbutt Zidane and move to Europe - then we could quaratine both those bitches to that continent. But I did really like the bob and thought it was flattering to her heart-shaped face. It made her look younger, more stylish, and for a dried up hag, she looked freaking adorable.
But Beckham's bob was short lived - she is back to the $3000 extensions. What inspired her to go back? Perhaps she missed looking like a drag queen, or she missed the excruciating drag of her heavy extensions. Either way, what would Posh be without her flowing/balding extensions? They go well with her horse-faced theme: her face is the saddle, and the hair is the tail.
Image Source: Dlisted
CORRECTION: Dlisted was duped, and so was I. And I neglected to mention that her Fendi B-belt is to die for, but it would look even hotter with the matching purse.
The "Now" pictures are about a month old, she's still cropped.
Posted by: Ash | August 14, 2006 at 02:44 PM
What the hell? I guess you can't believe everything from the gossip blogs.
Posted by: Bad Hair Czar | August 14, 2006 at 03:23 PM
Yes, I like her cropped look better too. Another thing I will give her props for is not going blonde. And that Fendi purse? Hotness!
Posted by: Salmonella | August 15, 2006 at 01:54 AM
Yep, still bobbed and cool. Thank the lord. She can pass the Chav Queen title to whatsername...thingy from that other "girl band"...Cheryl Tweedy. I hate these women. I think VBmay surprise us yet and turn out to be okay. If she'd just lose the fake tan now and put on a bit of weight.
Posted by: Jo | August 15, 2006 at 02:32 AM
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Posted by: child | December 09, 2006 at 04:16 PM
she looks fine, but the extensions kind of swamped her but they looked bloody fantasic, as an actor/ ice skator they want you to look your best and i have my hair short and spikey and then have to have extensions in to style with, there realy amazing as they feel as thought there not from russian convicts and feel like they grew from you, i normaly pay about one to two thousand for mine but they are worth every single penny.
Posted by: george | April 01, 2007 at 03:03 AM
i think she looks nice on both pics and cool
Posted by: keely | July 31, 2007 at 07:00 AM
I liked her hair when in was long but I love it when in is short. My hair is short like victora's i really want it more like hers be it doesn't mean I like her I think she doesn't look like one of the spice girls now. she looks like she is out of the group and she never smiles. BUT I do like her. so bye I how you read this and I just said wha I thought so bye!!!!!!!!!!!! lov yuuuuuuuuuuuuur xxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: Sian Edmondson | January 18, 2008 at 06:31 AM
I liked her hair when in was long but I love it when in is short. My hair is short like victora's i really want it more like hers be it doesn't mean I like her I think she doesn't look like one of the spice girls now. she looks like she is out of the group and she never smiles. BUT I do like her. so bye I how you read this and I just said wha I thought so bye!!!!!!!!!!!! lov yuuuuuuuuuuuuur xxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: Sian Edmondson | January 18, 2008 at 06:32 AM