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I love Joy, the former Mrs. Earl Hickey, and I tolerate Jaime Priessly.
But since I'm always curious if people truly like bangs like this - let me ask the BHD readers: Is Jaime due for a trim or are these bangs the right length for her face?
Image Source: Gossip Rocks Forum
Emily, you are the Haylie Duff of the Deschanel sisters. You know, the pretty girl's sister who is so weird and unfortunate looking, you wonder how the gene pool could have turned out something so cute. While your sister Zooey is delightfully watchable, adorable, and well-tressed - I cringe every time I see your matronly, aged and giant awkward-shaped skull pretend to solve crimes.
If Zooey had more of a career, I would blame it on nepotism, but I'll have to just blame it on lousy Fox casting (who else would give Robin Tunney work?).
Whose clever idea was the forehead elongating lift and dishrag texture? And whose clever idea was it to invite her to the Teen Choice Awards. But with the way she lies about her age (29, my ass)- in a few years she'll probably claim to be a teen.
Image Source: FadedYouth
Ricky Martin:
Ricky Martin must thrive on the gay rumors, hence the hot roller fey-do. He may think he looks like Elvis, but it 100% Liberace.
Sarah Jessica Parker:
There comes a time in every woman's life that she just shouldn't wear harsh updos. . . Sarah Jessica Parker - it's your time.
Richard Gere:
Santa Clause 4: Who let the hamsters out?
Tori Spelling:
Tori's dog matches her hair better than her hairpiece.
Let's compare a horrific platinum blonde and a great, dimensional blonde. Can you guess which is which?
Jenna Jameson obviously possesses the better color and and better haircut. Kendra Wilkinson, the ugliest and stupidest Girl Next Door, is sucking her way through a one-color, one-length disaster. I suffered through one terrible episode of Girls Next Door (thanks, to a tasteless friend), and every time Kendra came on screen I cringed. If you think her hair looks bad now, you should see how frizzed and fugly she walks around the Playboy mansion. But if seeing that requires watching that Godawful E! reality show, just imagine a white poodle that has been living on the street. Throw in some tragic sun damage for a girl under 25, and you have a Playmate only a geriatic father figure could love.
Image Source: Teddy and Moo
So now that Pink is married and out of the public eye (thanks to her bomb album) she is free to have all the butchered butch haircuts she wants now.
I love a daring haircut, and if anyone can pull off an unconventional crop, it's Pink, but does it have to look like tragic alopecia?
Source: US Weekly
Never fear Posh/Victoria Spice/Beckham fans (do they exist?), here are some truly recent pictures of P/V.S/B, and she has not scalped dozens of Albanian orphans for a new weave.
I like her short 'do. I like the long layers in front that draw attention to her delicate chin (and divert from her rhinoplastastic nose). I like the short, mussy layers in back. I don't like the ashy brown and cool-toned streaky highlights, because it clashes with her tanorexic skin color. But shedding her gangly overkill extensions is a definite improvent. That purse, however, is not. Please, Posh - I can't spring for a Fendi B-bag, but I know you can. And you're one of the few women who can pull it off.
Image Source: Beckham Magazine
Sorry guys, I was late to blog about the Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham crop job. My sister was in town and we did all the tourist traps of Vegas (Top of The World, Price is Right, playing craps quite poorly and *shakes head in disgust* Celine Dion). And it wasn't just because I was busy - it was because, frankly, I don't care about Posh Spice and whatever she did a decade ago to become famous. She is the English Catcher's Mit version of Paris Hilton. If only Paris would marry headbutt Zidane and move to Europe - then we could quaratine both those bitches to that continent. But I did really like the bob and thought it was flattering to her heart-shaped face. It made her look younger, more stylish, and for a dried up hag, she looked freaking adorable.
But Beckham's bob was short lived - she is back to the $3000 extensions. What inspired her to go back? Perhaps she missed looking like a drag queen, or she missed the excruciating drag of her heavy extensions. Either way, what would Posh be without her flowing/balding extensions? They go well with her horse-faced theme: her face is the saddle, and the hair is the tail.
Image Source: Dlisted
CORRECTION: Dlisted was duped, and so was I. And I neglected to mention that her Fendi B-belt is to die for, but it would look even hotter with the matching purse.
Rachel McAdams usually has okay, if not great hair. But this wig. . . it's bad. It's Halle Berry "Storm" bad. When will Hollywood wigmasters realize that a shellacked wigline and part just looks creepy? And platinum is fug in color, and only looks good in black and white?
And as talented as Ms. Adams is, she doesn't have showstopping bone structure - fantastic hair is key. Bad hair makes her look ugly.
Gwen Stefani fans, go ahead and defend this. Really, I'd like to see you try. The corpse coloring, the unflattering volume and style, and the oh-so-chic track suit: do you really consider this troll a fashion icon?
And don't think for a second that Gwen doesn't laugh her ass off nightly because clueless idiots buy crap like this.
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