Emily, you are the Haylie Duff of the Deschanel sisters. You know, the pretty girl's sister who is so weird and unfortunate looking, you wonder how the gene pool could have turned out something so cute. While your sister Zooey is delightfully watchable, adorable, and well-tressed - I cringe every time I see your matronly, aged and giant awkward-shaped skull pretend to solve crimes.
If Zooey had more of a career, I would blame it on nepotism, but I'll have to just blame it on lousy Fox casting (who else would give Robin Tunney work?).
Whose clever idea was the forehead elongating lift and dishrag texture? And whose clever idea was it to invite her to the Teen Choice Awards. But with the way she lies about her age (29, my ass)- in a few years she'll probably claim to be a teen.
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