Let's compare a horrific platinum blonde and a great, dimensional blonde. Can you guess which is which?
Jenna Jameson obviously possesses the better color and and better haircut. Kendra Wilkinson, the ugliest and stupidest Girl Next Door, is sucking her way through a one-color, one-length disaster. I suffered through one terrible episode of Girls Next Door (thanks, to a tasteless friend), and every time Kendra came on screen I cringed. If you think her hair looks bad now, you should see how frizzed and fugly she walks around the Playboy mansion. But if seeing that requires watching that Godawful E! reality show, just imagine a white poodle that has been living on the street. Throw in some tragic sun damage for a girl under 25, and you have a Playmate only a geriatic father figure could love.
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