If I thought Kate Bosworth's orange rooted, bleached disaster at the Superman premiere was bad, then I was nowhere near prepared for the bad hair she sported in the Superman movie. This Lois Lane hair (as worn by Bad Hair ingenue Kate Bosworth) is so frail, wispy, and disappointing. Since the hair is a wig, I can't understand why they didn't design a hairdo more bold, more dynamic - more like the smart, independent bitch that Lois Lane is. Instead, we get a weird, wavy, thin mess that only draws attention to how stupid, weird, wavy, and thin the casting choice they made with Bosworth was.
I will not go see the Superman movie, and it's not just because everyone they casted (except Kevin Spacey) is as dull as an autistic rock - but it's because the hair I've seen so far in the promo stills is damn bad hair. From Clark Kent's floppy Jason Schwartzman-esque rentboy look, to Superman's shellacked forehead curl - I think the only hair they got right was Lex Luthor's baldass shiny head. The Superman Curl is supposed to fall naturally, and effortlessly like an afterthought to Superman's perfect hair - the way they have that bugger glued into place in the middle of Brandon Routh's bland face is impossible for me to look at even momentarily for the purpose of this post. Superman really needs a new hairstylist, and a new Lois Lane.
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"As dull as an autistic rock?" Damn, Czar, you're good!
Posted by: salmonella | July 04, 2006 at 04:45 AM
Funny stuff but don't insult autistic people. First, they're not dull. Second, they work WAY harder than you, and they're smarter.
Posted by: Kathy | July 17, 2006 at 10:16 AM
you are a huge fag. get a life and make some proper money. stop being gay.
Posted by: Yo | March 26, 2007 at 06:30 AM
Ypu need to be polite you gay asshole. you like it up the bum
Posted by: Donald | March 26, 2007 at 06:32 AM