IMDB.com reports that Britney's terrible black dyejob is actually a desperate attempt to help her image. Apparently, little Miss Britney thought it would be a clever, and chaotically "real" (airquotes!) for her to do her own hair and makeup for the Dateline interview debacle seen by millions of people. After hearing the milllion different articulations of "rats nest" to describe her hair, she decided to take out her extensions and bought a bottle of black dye. Yes, she DYED IT HERSELF! Touching up roots, or covering up gray can be easily accomplished with home hair dye, but making such a drastic color change requires a professional colorist.
"Spears' representative insists the singer checked with her doctor first to see if dying her hair was safe for her unborn child adding, "It's vegetable dye and will wash right out." Oh man, Britney, vegetable dye my ass! Just because you're shaped like an eggplant, doesn't mean I'll believe you use vegetable dye. When she continued to color and bleach her hair during the Preston pregnancy, and during the beginning of this one, she was not using vegetable dye. She was using ammonia and bleach. Sure there is no conclusive evidence between hair dye and birth defects, but Britney knows that people love to jump all over her for being a bad mother. She'll lie, dye, and cry all she can for people to love her again. And with her new bad hair (which won't just "wash out", she will have to strip the color out) is not going to help.
How about not going on television and various magazine covers and asking people to leave you alone, Britney? How about just going away and letting the fickle nature of pop culture wash you away from our lives forever?