Since my previous Clay post was so popular among the Claymates (I'm sure they had to explain to Clay what a Playmate is, because he is far more familiar with Chippendale's dancers), let's address Clay Aiken's hair yet again. It's bad. It's unflattering, ugly, and it's just bad hair.
I can understand the transition Clay was going for. He bulked up a bit (and it wasn't muscle) so he thought maybe a new hairdo would help distract from his Rubenesque figure (seriously, where the hell is Ruben, is he grafted to his couch?). The color is flat and I really don't like this shade for his skintone. If he really wants to stay dark, I think he should consider some highlights in front. The haircut also doesn't do him any favors. First of all, with the monster bangs he is removing his forehead from the face equation. This just showcases his new double chin. Also he is covering up the best feature on his alienesque face: his eyes.
Claymates, admit it - you could get lost in his eyes for days, so do you really want them covered up? Do you really want Clay covered up with this fugly hairdo? Comment all you want to the contrary, you bitches know I'm right.