Oh wait. . . that's actually her in the flesh?
Then why does her fake hair look like the same terrible quality you would find on an upscale mannequin in a tourist trap?
What grown woman would wear those immature teenage clips in her hair to give a speech at an evening function?
What kind of celebrity would allow their stylist to part their hair in that unflattering manner and then be photographed?
You would really have to be a deluded, narcissistic woman-child with a brain made out of wax to think that hairstyle looks good on you. But then again, that's Mariah for you.