Okay, Sharon - congratulations on your Celebrity Mother of the Year Award. Sure, it doesn't mean anything since Kate Moss was third on the list and two of your children have been in rehab. But it's something, right?
But did you have to show up with full-on, in your face, Mom hair? The bangs in front, the crazy hairspray volume up top that ends in a wispy flip - why doesn't she just buy a minivan so she can transport her collection of small dogs to their soccer games?