Rachel Zoe (formerly Rachel Zoe Rosenzweig), you have Bad Hair and Bad Fashion. And not only do you subject the world to your hideous taste by your own appearance, but by the young starlet clones you dress from your very own tragic closet. And the hair. . . oh the hair is straight up sad.
First of all, most of the hair is probably hers - because who would pay for lousy extensions like that? As you can see, the hair is super-stringy (like she is) and its long length just weighs the hair down and makes it look even thinner. The color is dingy and too close to her dinghy skin color. And the bangs which I suppose are meant to cover up the deep lines in her forehead, just draw more attention to them.
I had to include a picture of Zoe with Nicole Ritchie just to prove to others and myself, that Rachel Zoe is not a 55 year old Nicole Ritchie who traveled back in time to warn the young Nicole that starving yourself gets uglier as you age. According to the rules from Back to the Future, these two wouldn't be allowed to be in the same room without something cataclysmic happening. As you can see, the only thing cataclysmic is the hair - which is curled within an inch of its life, but still looks flat and fugly. And if that weren't bad enough, we have to see Rachel's Zoe's 55 year old sternum.
Surprisingly, Rachel Zoe claims to be only 33, but the creepy wrinkles on her lips when she talks (that anyone who watched her guest judge on America's Next Top Model saw and were repulsed by) say otherwise. Maybe the Diet Coke/Cocaine/Cigarette diet she passed on to LiLo and Nicole "Alienface" Ritchie, caught up with her. But it's much more likely that she is a good 10-15 years older. And her hairstyle is 10-15 years past its prime. No wonder the stupid starlets who pay her $6000 a day to "style" them have such terrible hair. It can all be traced back to Rachel Zoe, the Grandma Stylist to the Stars.