Oh, to be Jessica Simpson. Even as a child, she still had that vapid, empty space between her eyes that you could drive a Mini Cooper through.
You can learn a lot from this picture of these two young ladies before they were shoved down the throat of anyone who dared leave the house, watch TV, go on the internet, or breathe oxygen. First, Ashlee has always had a strong predilection towards unflattering bangs. Second, as a young girl Jessica's hair was a dark blonde and since hair darkens as we age, her natural hair color now is probably a light brown. So now that we all know it's a facade, she can ditch the dumb blonde routine.