What are you thinking? Why are you not voting for this hot head of hair that happens to be on a shockingly gorgeous face? Why are you voting for people with bad hair like Bucky, Paris, and Elliot? You're even voting for a bald dude?! I don't care if you have too much of a life to watch lame karoake, look up his 800 number on the internet and VOTE! I don't care if you have to watch American Idol on mute, it's usually better that way. But like all things in life, please do not let your admiration go towards those with talent, direct it towards those with great hair. Ace may or may not be able to sing, I really can't tell with that lousy falsetto he always breaks into. But there is no arguing that he has the most fantastic man-bob since Brendan Fraser went bald.
P.S. Screw you all for not voting for David Radford . . . and John Stevens. . . and Anthony Federline - and all the terrible singers I liked who lost.